A meme stolen from goodness knows where and La Spice.
Type the following prompts into Google search and choose from the first description found.
1. Type in “[your first name] needs”
2. Type in “[your first name] looks like”
3. Type in “[your first name] hates”
4. Type in “[your first name] goes”
5. Type in “[your first name] loves”
6. Type in “[your first name] eats”
7. Type in “[your first name] has”
8. Type in “[your first name] works”
9. Type in”[your first name] lives”
10. Type in “[your first name] died”
So here's my life according to Google:

1. Shaun Needs Money.
2. Shaun looks like a guy you wouldn't want to fuck
3. Shaun hates everything.
4. Shaun goes for a swim.
5. Shaun Loves Gemma Forever
Shaun [loves Brittney]
Shaun Loves Ama
… who doesn’t he love???
6. Shaun eats a cum cookie.
7. Shaun has issues (so would you if you ate a cum cookie).
8. Shaun works from dawn till dusk, seven days a week unless otherwise directed.
9. Shaun lives in a silent comedy show with heavy doses of visual laughs.
10. Shaun died "as a result of complications of medical treatment"