Oh no! Not another Z-list celebrity releasing a book to boost their profile.
The usual tacky ploy up there with the reality TV shows contestant/glamour model/footballer/footballer's wife at ‘me’ advertising.
Abi titmus, the latest in a long line of 'look at me I’m a celebrity' waste of space types, you know, no talent or done anything of note, is shamelessly cashing in by ‘writing’ a book.
The ‘publications’ by these psuedo celebs are without exception, not even worth using as toilet paper.
The title is The Secret Diaries of Abigail Titmus. Secret? 
when has anything these 'look at me I’m a celebrity' types ever been a secret? They call reporters to ‘disclose’ whatever their latest escapade is, whether it’s getting drunk, getting out of a car in a short skirt and no knichers and ‘accidently’ flash their shaven fannies when there just ‘happens’ to be a photographer.
The Secret Diaries Of Abigail Titmus, I suppose it's all about whom she's slept with and that kind of thing. So presumably just a really, really, really, long list of men's names. A bit like a prostitutes client list then.
This launch is not long after Jordon, another literary genius, shocked the nation with her revelation that she does not, in fact, write the novels that have made her rather a lot of money. She is quoted as saying: 'I'm not going to lie, I don't sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don't. Shocking! 
She has shattered my illusion that she was a literary genius. 
But all is not lost. I have just read that this pointless celebrity, dare I say, one of the most pointless celebrities ever to walk the earth, Abi Titmuss, attracted a grand audience of three for the launch of her book.
Ahhh.. what a shame. 
* please not that a couple of months ago I had a few problems trying to get this on, so this book was around that time.
