As an adolescent authority figures always warned of the dangers of masturbating. In religious education we were told it was immoral, thinking about sex was tantamount to the actual deed, (if masturbating was the same as having actual sex it would have saved me a fortune in later life)… sports teachers told of how it sapped your strength and was to be avoided before a sporting event… my mother told me it would drop off if you played with it too much… of course that never stopped… ahem… anybody (not talking about me of course)… well I was wrong. Masturbating is dangerous and can kill! There should be public health warning films on the TV much like the ‘Tell Frank' drugs campaign, could be called the 'Tell jack’ campaign. Because, 500-1000 deaths occur annually in the United States from auto-erotic asphyxiation. If you are not sure what AEA is, Auto-erotic asphyxiation (AEA) is the term used to describe the practice of cutting off the blood supply to the brain through self-applied suffocation methods while masturbating to orgasm.

So guys beware… Wanking kills!