So, I am already at work when Scot turns up.
Scot: Where is everybody?
Me: Have you ever noticed that no one says hello anymore?
Scot: No seriously, where is everybody?
Me: What happened to common courtesy?
Scot: Sean! Where is everybody?
Me: I’m not answering you until you extend me some courtesy.
Scot: Does extending my foot into your balls count as courtesy?
Me: Two have a day off and the TL and deputy are at a meeting.
Scot: Now, was that so difficult?
Me: You’re welcome.
antlady69
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He had no idea what you were talking about, did he?
Good point you're making. Let's all make sure we teach our children common courtesy so they grow up with it. How much nicer would our world be then!