Images of women in advertisements tend to be of a certain size (zero). Why cannot all shapes and sizes be represented to illustrate beauty?

"Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?"

In Hull they have the answer, Mr Blake. Step forward and take a bow, Dean Windass.

The unenviable record that Hull had as the largest city in Europe to never have had a top flight football team is now finally broken.

Dean started as a trainee for the club he has always supported since a lad, his hometown club. He went on to save the club from bankruptcy by moving to Aberdeen bringing a large sum of money to the club. He moved to various clubs but eventually came back last year. He may not have the legs he used to but his instinct for goal remains. Today, when it mattered most he scored what may arguably THE most important goal of his career - not a goalmouth scramble, not a deflection or tap-in, but a superb 18 yard volley. He scored this at Wembley, he scored this to take the Tigers into the Premier League, he scored this to win promotion for the Tigers. He's 39 years old. He was a legend. He is now a god in Kingston upon Hull.

Cheers, Deano.

I used to be so excited when it comes to birthday (cakes, good food, party, friends, and lots of gifts)... but am not that fond of birthdays nowadays I suppose when your "number" is getting higher -- you are not please to be reminded that the ‘number’ has just increased by 1.

Anyway, today is my birthday and I will take this very day as a day to introspect and a day to try and think of all the positive things I've accomplished this year… still thinking. Still thinking. I know it is not good to constantly focus on the negatives, so today I want to be good to myself!

Well, no cake so far. Gifts? T-shirt, a tenner, a book, and some chocs – bang goes the diet. My dad called at 6pm to say happy birthday... well technically he said ‘hello birthday boy what have you been up to?’ then said my card was there if I want to pick it up. My eldest daughter came around at 5 with her and my youngest daughters’ card and a remote control helicopter . My youngest called when she finished work and said was too knackered to see me but would visit me on Tuesday or Friday,