A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddads' farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not fascinating.
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'. Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burnt by Little Johnny vulgarities before. In desperation the teacher asked the class again, but the only hand up was little Johnny's. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she asked little Johnny to tell the class a sentence with the word "fascinate" in.
Johnny said, "Please miss. My aunt Gina has a cardigan with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.
The teacher sat down and cried.
